23 Howlarious Animal Tweets to Avoid the Midweek Madness With the Silly Stupidity of Our Own Humanity

Author image for Blake Seidel
Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Feb 19, 2025 10:00 AM EST

Hey there, Animal Comedy-ers. It's Wednesday, so we know that the midweek madness is about to set in (if it hasn't already). This happens because here are two sides to hoomanity: the creative, inventive side that can change the world with just an idea…and the stoopid side that comes out when all the creative juices are dried up. By Wednesday, we're as dry as a bone and we couldn't produce a coherent thought even if you paid us to (and people are paying us to). 

This is why the internet was invented - to give us an outlet for our own silly stupidity so that we can let it all out, and then come back to an even keel. And when you combine hooman stupidity with the pawsitive power of animal memes? Well, then you've got a match made in heaven. So close your work email, you know you're not going to respond to any of those emails anyway. Give yourself a nice, stoopy scroll and then get back to work…after just one more tweet.

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet!

Add as a preferred
source on Google
Advertisement
  • 01
    stoned cold fox @roastmalone registering a goose as my emotional support animal and we just go on a rampage cause the emotion they're supporting is my rage
    via @roastmalone
  • 02
    Rainn Wilson @rainnwilson When I see a dog I say "Hello dog." When I see a cat I say "Hello cat." When I see a cow I say "Hello cow." When I see a chicken I say "Hello chicken." When I see a human | quickly avoid eye contact & hope they don't talk to me.
    via @rainnwilson

  • We are one of those rare kinds of people that smiles at others when we walk down the street. Maybe it's that southern charm we grew up with, but now that we're adults, we're finding out that more and more people think we're weird when we do it. We thought it was just polite!

  • 03
    mindtheglass today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he's currently at my house until we find his owner. we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn't respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to.
    via mindtheglass
  • 04
    Becca O'Neal @becca_oneal pandas have huge teeth, bite force of a lion, gigantic sharp claws, and the strength of any other bear. yet they choose to be silly. the power in that.
    via @becca_oneal
  • 05
    Rose Ruane @RegretteRuane Quitting Duolingo because I have the only phrase I need now Translate this sentence Ich habe Lust, dir Fotos von meinen Katzen zu zeigen. I am in the mood to show you photos of my cats
    via @RegretteRuane

  • Paws for a moment and subscribe to our weekly newsletter for exclusively silly cat content!

  • 06
    Muna @Muna_Mire I've been dying laughing at this on and off for days. She's not wrong "When people say "This is my baby,' they don't always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog." - A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.
    via @Muna_Mire
  • 07
    Nature is Amazing @AMAZINGNATURE Black-throated bushtit. I initially read this as 'Black-throated Bull and was fully ready to accept that that was its honest to god name.
    via @AMAZINGNATURE
  • 08
    attackofthekillershwees I'm watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone
    via attackofthekillershwees
  • 09
    reb @rebmasel what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they're vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don't want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that's a beautiful thing doctor eep @carpethefish they don't even hate people they simply have healthy boundaries
    via @rebmasel

  • Next life, we're being reborn as a hippo. When a hippo has something to say, everyone listens, mostly because it ends up bad for the other person if they don't. Don't touch our salad, Linda, or else we're going to go full hippo on you at the office.

  • 10
    @wank_666 super freaked out by seagulls since I learned they can live into their thirties. Looking at every seagull like I wonder if they remember the 90s Woke But Petty @marcformarc I imagine being a seagull is pretty rad because it's basically just endless fries and permission to scream whenever you want.
    via @wank_666
  • 11
    Alicia Jessop @RulingSports This is why we can't have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened
    via @RulingSports
  • 12
    Sara @tinyredbook I don't make the rules sorry ONCE THE FOOD IS GIVE IT TO YOU IF A SEAGULL TAKE IT FROM YOU WILL BE NO REFUNDS THE SEAGULLS DON'T WORK FOR US SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE EV W RE
    via @tinyredbook
  • 13
    lottie @sellottie sobbing 'i'm an apex predator! i'm an apex predator!' as a seagull waddles closer and closer to me and my sandwich
    via @sellottie
  • 14
    biologizeable Hi hello I just need everyone to look at this picture of a baby Tawny Frogmouth vaguelychimerical smug marshmallow becausebirds suspicious cotton ball
    via @biologizeable
  • 15
    holybeings an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life raspberryripley During the northern winter, blackbirds can be heard quietly singing to themselves. [37]
    via @holybeings
  • 16
    Rosaleen @olenskae did...did a goose write this. can you have geese as pets ALL SHOPPING Q VIDEOS IMAGES NEWS "Geese are good pets, they are great at keeping grass short and weeding, and they make good guard geese. They will warn you of intruders by honking, but they will not usually attack them.... Be aware that some geese can be aggressive, but most are docile."
    via @olenskae
  • 17
    memeufacturing a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff. however, a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like,still got lakes? yes? okay cool elodieunderglass "How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks." ― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935) chatdomestique Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it's not fake that is very much the actual quote
    via memeufacturing
  • 18
    A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like 33 Tweet G+10 Share maliciaous *slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I'M HERE FOR
    via maliciaous
  • 19
    codenamesarestupid the older I get the more dog I become dommunist obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job ... losing my mind every time I get to go for a nice walk dommunist TERRIFIED of the doorbell
    via codenamesarestupid
  • 20
    Katra in the Hatra, the Femme in Yellow + @Katrafiy Job one: get fat Outcome: did a great job "Grazer was single this year. She had no cubs to defend and feed, so she could just concentrate on herself and job one, which is getting fat, and she did a great job of doing that," Naomi Boak said, a ranger at Katmai National Park. 000 NEWS abc.net.au Fat Bear Week title awarded to female who gained weight during 'single girl summer' 2.
    via @Katrafiy, abc.net.au
  • 21
    THIRTY iamthirty☛ AF Al summarizing THIS and Al summarizing THAT. I just want a costumed Jack Russell Terrier to explain the major plot points of my work emails to me smdh
    via @iamthirty*f
  • 22
    daryl "criss angel's thesis" ... @hypercubexl.bsky.social saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu
    via @hypercubexl.bsky.social
  • 23
    delia @delia_cai In my Alaskan bear era (eating a lot of salmon, sleeping increasingly more, snacking on berries n honey, snarling at strangers)
    via @delia_cai

Check out our Instagram for more hilarious animal content!

Love our stuff? Shop for some of our pawsome merch here.

Tags

hilarious midweek Memes lol humanity silly funny tweets animal tweets funny animal memes animal memes funny stupid funny animals animals
Scroll Down For The Next Article